Miki
Mini Owner
Joined: 28 Aug 2007
Age: 42
Mini: Innocenti 1001 '72
Posts: 89
Location: Zagreb - Tre?njevka
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 Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 10:07 am Post subject: Simptomi bolesti |
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You know that you are a real miniac if :
without releasing the wheel you can close or open the passenger window,
your trunk is just enough large to transport 5 liters of oil and 2 liters of water,
in the night, you can say to blow on if the round headlights which follow you are those of a Mini or those of a Polo
when you cross the eyes of another Mini conductor on the road, you display during at least an half-hour a happy smile,
You are persuaded that the primary colors are:
- Tartan red,
- Almond green,
- Blue fisherking.
When one asks you:
"What's your toilet water? ",
you proudly answer:
"Subtle mixture of LOKHEED and CASTROL 15W40...",
You measure more 1m85 height and you suffer from atrocious migraines to each hump,
You enter a black anger as soon as your racing car is criticized
out of spite, finally, you enjoy repairing your car,
In your box is not parked your new car but your old Mini,
In the Super-market's parking, you're looking for the place in the middle of nothing to avoid scratch on your doors and wings
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