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Darjan Mini Owner
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Posted: Fri Sep 19, 2008 11:41 pm Post subject: |
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Dos'o Mujo kod popa na ispovjed pa govori:
- Pope, grdno sam zgrijesio. Dosla mi punica, uz kafu se mi zapricali i ja je kresnem.
Kaze pop:
- E, Mujo, to je veeeliki grijeh.
Mujo odgovara:
- Nije to nista, no dosla mi je i snaha i, mi se uz kafu zapricali, i kresnemo se.
Opet ce pop:
- Aooo, crni Mujo, pa ti si veliki gresnik.
Mujo ce na to:
- Nije to nista. Doso neki dan kod mene zet i, opet, mi se uz kafu zapricali i kresnem ga.
A pop ce na to:
- Ajde ti, bolan Mujo, lijepo kuci, da se i mi ne zapricamo.
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Darjan Mini Owner
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Mat Black Mini Owner
Joined: 25 Aug 2007
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Posted: Wed Jan 21, 2009 8:04 am Post subject: |
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_________________ MINI mi je hrana
MINI mi je sisa materina
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Darjan Mini Owner
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Posted: Sun Jan 25, 2009 3:38 pm Post subject: |
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MY TWIN HAUNTS ME
morate odgonetnut slike u roku minute,ako neuspijete doðe vam rješenje nakon minute.
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majmum Mini Owner
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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:14 am Post subject: |
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trq7 Mini Owner
Joined: 14 Nov 2007 Age: 48
Mini: Mini Rover May Fair Posts: 400 Location: Zagreb
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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:16 am Post subject: |
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jebem te blesava ! |
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Darjan Mini Owner
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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:16 pm Post subject: |
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Trq, šta je biloooooooo?? |
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Bane_mini Mini Owner
Joined: 02 Aug 2007 Age: 35
Mini: mini 1275gt, mg metro 1275 Posts: 306 Location: Beograd, blok 45 nbg
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Posted: Mon Jan 26, 2009 2:31 pm Post subject: |
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evo vam nesto bolesno .
EDIT : Sorry al mislim stvarno...Brutalac |
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Mat Black Mini Owner
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Posted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 1:43 pm Post subject: |
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_________________ MINI mi je hrana
MINI mi je sisa materina
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Darjan Mini Owner
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Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 10:07 pm Post subject: |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohzsovj0io0
Vuco je kralj, ovo jednostavno lijeèi neraspoloženje
a ovo smeæe uz obalu
smeæe festivalsko
...i bolje su ženske, to je osnova svega - dobre ženske
i malo oružja
šta ima veze malo oružja...
...haus rev tehno mekno pekno
mi se bar ne drogiramo
mi volimo pojes popit
hajde nekad puknemo neki metak...
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Mat Black Mini Owner
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Posted: Mon Feb 02, 2009 11:28 am Post subject: |
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_________________ MINI mi je hrana
MINI mi je sisa materina
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Darjan Mini Owner
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Posted: Thu Feb 05, 2009 9:10 pm Post subject: |
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Vozi se Mujo u vlaku, a nasuprot njega jedan mladic.
U jednom trenutku mladic ga upita koliko je sati.
Mujo izvadi iz dzepa svoj sat, pogleda u njega, spremi ga i suti.
Nakon nekog vremena upita ga mladic:
- Zasto necete da mi kazete koliko je sati?
- Zato, jer ako ti kazem, ti ces meni reci hvala. Ja cu tebi reci nema na cemu.
Ti ces tada mene pitati kuda putujem, a ja cu tebi reci da idem u Tuzlu.
Ti ces onda mene pitati koga imam u Tuzli, a ja cu tebi odgovoriti da tamo imam zenu i kcer.
Onda ces ti mene pitati koliko godina ima moja kcer, a ja cu tebi odgovoriti da ima dvadeset.
Onda ces ti mene pitati je li moja kcer lijepa, a ja cu ti odgovoriti da takvu ljepoticu malo gdje mozes vidjeti. Onda ces ti htjeti da dodjes sa mnom u Tuzlu da ju upoznas, a ja cu te odvesti kuci.
Kada ju vidis ti ces ju odmah zaprositi, a ja cu te onda morati poslati u tri picke materine jer
jebes zeta koji ni sat nema! Eto. |
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Mat Black Mini Owner
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Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 1:27 pm Post subject: |
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_________________ MINI mi je hrana
MINI mi je sisa materina
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Darjan Mini Owner
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 1:26 pm Post subject: |
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Bane_mini Mini Owner
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Posted: Mon Feb 16, 2009 10:03 pm Post subject: |
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zasto imam osecaj da ima zadnju vuchu... |
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